At last – a practical use of maths

The rumors you’ve been hearing. They’re true.

Salad cancels out bacon.

Let me explain.

## The Salad-Cancels-Out-Bacon Rule

This logic is derived from a spectrum of proven theories, derived as follows, in a highly scien-matical, derive-atory way:

1. First, we establish that the ratio of bacon to salad is the same, that is:

bacon:salad = true

We can now proceed in applying the laws of cross-multiplication.

2. In particular, we make use of the cross-cancellation laws, such that:
bacon/salad * salad/bacon = 1

3. Because we slash-ed-ed both the bacon andsalad factors like they’re imaginary, we’re obligated to multiply our remainder by i (the infamous “imaginary number”). Like this:

1 * i

4. And i, being imaginary and all, stands for nothing tangible, therefore:
i = 0   carried through as   1 *…

5. As everyone knows, anything multiplied by zero = 0  therefore expressed…

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